Nothing gives happiness more than insulting your friend. If you agree, you’ve come to the right page. Show your immense love for your best friend with this crazy box of insults. This is to make sure that even when you’re not around or too busy to come up with creative insults, the box can do your job on your behalf.
The box has 21 insults written by the most sarcastic Happiness Scientists. Some of our favourite ones are:
The last time I saw something like you, I flushed it.
To make you laugh on Saturday, I need to tell you a joke on Wednesday.
You’re so ugly when you look in the mirror, your reflection looks away.
I thought of you today. It reminded me to take the garbage out.
No, I’m not insulting you, I’m describing you.
Size of the box: 4 x 2.75 inches