– You already know that Santa makes 2 lists every year called the ‘Naughty’ and the ‘Nice’ list. This year, Santa has made a new list called the ‘Awesome’ list and you can now put your loved one on the list (with just a little bribe).
– The package comprises the following:
- An ‘I am Awesome’ badge customised with a photograph of your choice
- A letter from Santa customised with the special person’s name
- An authentic certificate signed by Santa Claus himself
Sample content on the letter:
Every year, there are 2 kinds of lists my elves create – the naughty and the nice list. You will be delighted that to know that we have created a 3rd list for people like you who are exceptionally great human beings. We are calling it the ‘Awesome’ list.
It is a pity there’s no chimney in your house or I would have paid you a visit myself to give you a warm bone-crushing hug. I have personally written to the Nobel Prize Association to nominate you for next year’s Nobel for Peace. I have pulled a few strings to get Barrack Obama to put in a good word too. And if you ever happen to visit the North Pole, my wife makes the best hot cocoa on the
planet… (contd in the letter)