Send your flatmate a formally packaged envelope comprising a hilarious contract binding him/her into being a ‘Tolerable Flatmate’. Within each contract, you will find a list of funny terms to be fulfilled by the recipient.
Failure to complete the contract card under the hereto terms and agreements set forth by the court of Oye Happy will result in some pretty dire consequences.
Sample content on the contract:
1. How long will the term of the contract be:
() Jab tak hai jaan
() Till one of us gets married
() Till one of us die of liver failure
() Longer than all saas-bahu serials put together
2. If the recipient ever borrows anything from the client, he/she agrees to return it within__________ hours and say Thank you at least ________ times every day for letting you borrow it.
3. The recipient agrees to adhere to every house role mentioned in the next page. Violation of the same will lead to any one of the following compensation to the client as the recipient deems appropriate:
( ) Lifetime of slavery
( ) Sacrifice of credit card
( ) Written apology signed in blood and tears
( ) Online transfer of Rs.12 for every rule broken
The contract will be packaged in a craft folder.
The names and signatures can be filled by you and the recipient after receiving the gift.
The size of the contract- 6.25 x 8.75 inches.