– Send your best friend a formally packaged envelope comprising a hilarious contract binding him/her into being your friend for a lifetime.
– Within each contract you will find a list of funny terms to be fulfilled by the recipient.
Sample Content of Friendship Contract :
How long will the term of the contract be:
( ) Jab tak hai jaan
( ) Till one of us gets married
( ) Till one of us die of liver failure
( ) Longer than all saas-bahu serials put together
What is your idea of a perfect day with the client:
( ) Get drunk till we can’t remember our own names
( ) Sky dive from a space ship over Antarctica
( ) Gossip over chai and samosa
( ) Get on tinder and judge the soul out of people
What gift would you like from your client to celebrate your friendship?
The contract cannot be cancelled or postponed without a hearing. The hearing can only take place when both parties are present at a 5-star hotel paid for by the recipient.
– Failure to complete the contract card under the hereto terms and agreements set forth by the court of Oye Happy
will result in some pretty dire consequences.