– Like every year, Santa has made a list this year too of ‘Nice’ and ‘Naughty’ people in the world. You can choose which list you want to put your loved in and send them a lengthy letter and an official certificate from Santa Claus.
The package comprises the following:
- A letter customised with the special person’s name
- A certificate customised with the special person’s name
- A badge with either ‘Santa Says I’m Awesome’ or ‘Santa Says I’m Hopeless’ printed on it.
– You can choose between ‘Hopeless’ and ‘Awesome’ letters in the order form AFTER the payment page.
– Sample content for ‘Awesome’ letter :
Every year, there are 2 kinds of lists my elves create – the naughty and the nice list. You will be delighted to know that we have created a 3rd list for people like you who are exceptionally great human beings. We are calling it the ‘Awesome’ list.
It is a pity there’s no chimney in your house or I would have paid you a visit myself to give you a warm bone-crushing hug. I have personally written to the Nobel Prize Association to nominate you for next year’s Nobel for Peace. I have pulled a few strings to get Barrack Obama to put in a good word too. And if you ever happen to visit the North Pole, my wife makes the best hot cocoa on the planet… (contd in the letter)
Sample content for ‘Hopeless’ letter :
Every year, there are 2 kinds of lists my elves create – the naughty and the nice list. You will be delighted to know that we have been forced to create a 3rd list for people like you who have always aced the naughty list since the beginning of time. We are calling it the ‘Hopeless’ list.
You don’t even try to hide your behaviour. You’re the reason they don’t make chimneys in houses anymore. Christmas is usually too busy for me to spare a single minute but I wanted to write to you personally because I am frankly astonished at how can a single individual be so mischievous throughout the year. Even the Trump family pretends to act nice by mid-December in the hope for presents.