Love Contract

Love Contract
290

(Inclusive of taxes and our love)

139 in stock

Send your loved one a formally packaged envelope comprising a hilarious contract binding him/her into an inescapable act.

You can choose one from any of the following contracts in the order form after the payment page:

  • Make Out Contract
  • Cuddle Contract

Within each contract you will find a list of funny terms to be fulfilled by the recipient. Failure to complete the contract card under the hereto terms and agreements set forth by the court of Oye Happy will result in some pretty dire consequences.

Sample Content of Make Out Contract:

  • The recipient will begin the act in one or more of the following ways:
    ( ) Wet Kiss
    ( ) Inappropriate fondling
    ( ) Love bite
    ( ) Strip dance
  • The recipient will set the mood with a
    ( ) set of scented candles
    ( ) chocolate syrup
    ( )Romantic music
    ( ) a pair of handcuffs

Sample Content of Cuddle Contract:

  • The cuddle process will begin with one of the following rituals
    ( ) Nibble on the ear
    ( ) Grizzly bear hug
    ( ) Eskimo nose rub
    ( ) Puppy-face kiss
  • The recipient has to be cuddled at least _________ times in a day by the client during the contractual period and each cuddle will begin with the words______________________

Note: This is a pre-packaged standardised gift and cannot be customised. 

Specifications:
Size of the Contract: 6 x 8 inches
Size of the folder: 6.25 x 8.25 inches

We currently require 5-8 days to deliver this gift. If the special occasion is earlier than that, click here to choose from our exclusive collection of eGifts.

Due to country wide closure of air services, this gift will be shipped to you through road transport. There is a slight possibility that this might lead to a delay in delivery, beyond the delivery date you select in the checkout page.

For any further details about this surprise, you can mail us on surprises@oyehappy.com or call us on +91 9966687654.

All Oye Happy crew members are following the hygiene and social distancing guidelines laid down by the World Health Organization (WHO).

Our warehouse and fulfillment centres, from where this gift gets shipped, are being sanitised every day as per prescribed guidelines.

All packages are being disinfected before being shipped from our fulfillment centres.

Customisation details required for this surprise can be uploaded in the order form immediately after the payment is completed.

In case you’re busy then, we can also email you the order form. But it’ll save you time to fill the order form immediately after ordering. 🙂

Unhappy with what you got? Email us on surprises@oyehappy.com or call us on 9966687654 and we shall dedicate a Happiness Consultant to resolve your issue within 8 working hours.

In case of delay in delivery of your gift due to the delivery pincode being in a COVID-19 containment zone (as updated by respective State/Central Government), no refunds will be made. However, you can swap your order with our eGift surprises.

Your secrets are safe with us, along with your personal details, photos and anything else you share.

All the files you share to customise your order are permanently deleted after the surprise is completed.

139 in stock

Description

Send your loved one a formally packaged envelope comprising a hilarious contract binding him/her into an inescapable act.

You can choose one from any of the following contracts in the order form after the payment page:

  • Make Out Contract
  • Cuddle Contract

Within each contract you will find a list of funny terms to be fulfilled by the recipient. Failure to complete the contract card under the hereto terms and agreements set forth by the court of Oye Happy will result in some pretty dire consequences.

Sample Content of Make Out Contract:

  • The recipient will begin the act in one or more of the following ways:
    ( ) Wet Kiss
    ( ) Inappropriate fondling
    ( ) Love bite
    ( ) Strip dance
  • The recipient will set the mood with a
    ( ) set of scented candles
    ( ) chocolate syrup
    ( )Romantic music
    ( ) a pair of handcuffs

Sample Content of Cuddle Contract:

  • The cuddle process will begin with one of the following rituals
    ( ) Nibble on the ear
    ( ) Grizzly bear hug
    ( ) Eskimo nose rub
    ( ) Puppy-face kiss
  • The recipient has to be cuddled at least _________ times in a day by the client during the contractual period and each cuddle will begin with the words______________________

Note: This is a pre-packaged standardised gift and cannot be customised. 

Specifications:
Size of the Contract: 6 x 8 inches
Size of the folder: 6.25 x 8.25 inches

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