Marriage Contract

Marriage Contract
290

(Inclusive of taxes and our love)

6 in stock

– Send your better half a formally packaged envelope comprising a hilarious contract binding him/her into being Happily Married for life.

– Within each contract you will find a list of funny terms to be fulfilled by the recipient. Failure to complete the contract card under the hereto terms and agreements set forth by the court of Oye Happy will result in some pretty dire consequences.

– Here’s a sample of the kind of questions your loved one will have to answer in the contract:
1.
The recipient agrees to do one or more of the following chores during the tenure of the contract
() Plan vacations (and pay for them too)
() Cook every Sunday (and alternate Saturdays)
() Apologise after every argument (whether you’re right or not)
() Never touch the TV remote in the client’s presence

2.
How long will the term of the contract be:
() 7 lifetimes (9 lives if one of the beneficiary happens to be a cat)
() Till death do us apart
() Till our first big fight
() I am done already

3.
In case of a major fight between both the parties, how will the recipient woo the client?

Specifications:

The contract is packaged in a craft folder.

The names and signatures can be filled by you and the recipient after receiving the gift.

The size of the contract- 6.25 x 8.75 inches.

We currently require 5-8 days to deliver this gift. If the special occasion is earlier than that, click here to choose from our exclusive collection of eGifts.

Due to country wide closure of air services, this gift will be shipped to you through road transport. There is a slight possibility that this might lead to a delay in delivery, beyond the delivery date you select in the checkout page.

For any further details about this surprise, you can mail us on surprises@oyehappy.com or call us on +91 9966687654.

All Oye Happy crew members are following the hygiene and social distancing guidelines laid down by the World Health Organization (WHO).

Our warehouse and fulfillment centres, from where this gift gets shipped, are being sanitised every day as per prescribed guidelines.

All packages are being disinfected before being shipped from our fulfillment centres.

Unhappy with what you got? Email us on surprises@oyehappy.com or call us on 9966687654 and we shall dedicate a Happiness Consultant to resolve your issue within 8 working hours.

In case of delay in delivery of your gift due to the delivery pincode being in a COVID-19 containment zone (as updated by respective State/Central Government), no refunds will be made. However, you can swap your order with our eGift surprises.

6 in stock

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– Send your better half a formally packaged envelope comprising a hilarious contract binding him/her into being Happily Married for life.

– Within each contract you will find a list of funny terms to be fulfilled by the recipient. Failure to complete the contract card under the hereto terms and agreements set forth by the court of Oye Happy will result in some pretty dire consequences.

– Here’s a sample of the kind of questions your loved one will have to answer in the contract:
1.
The recipient agrees to do one or more of the following chores during the tenure of the contract
() Plan vacations (and pay for them too)
() Cook every Sunday (and alternate Saturdays)
() Apologise after every argument (whether you’re right or not)
() Never touch the TV remote in the client’s presence

2.
How long will the term of the contract be:
() 7 lifetimes (9 lives if one of the beneficiary happens to be a cat)
() Till death do us apart
() Till our first big fight
() I am done already

3.
In case of a major fight between both the parties, how will the recipient woo the client?

Specifications:

The contract is packaged in a craft folder.

The names and signatures can be filled by you and the recipient after receiving the gift.

The size of the contract- 6.25 x 8.75 inches.

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