Send your better half a formally packaged envelope comprising a hilarious contract binding him/her into being Happily Married for life.
Within each contract you will find a list of funny terms to be fulfilled by the recipient. Failure to complete the contract card under the hereto terms and agreements set forth by the court of Oye Happy will result in some pretty dire consequences.
Here’s a sample of the kind of questions your loved one will have to answer in the contract:
1. The recipient agrees to do one or more of the following chores during the tenure of the contract
( ) Plan vacations (and pay for them too)
( ) Cook every Sunday (and alternate Saturdays)
( ) Apologise after every argument (whether you’re right or not)
( ) Never touch the TV remote in the client’s presence
2. How long will the term of the contract be:
( ) 7 lifetimes (9 lives if one of the beneficiary happens to be a cat)
( ) Till death do us apart
( ) Till our first big fight
( ) I am done already
3. In case of a major fight between both the parties, how will the recipient woo the client?
The contract is packaged in a craft folder.
The names and signatures can be filled in by you and the recipient after receiving the gift.
The size of the contract: 6.25 x 8.75 inches.