– Send your mom a formally packaged folder comprising a hilarious contract binding her to continue being a Super Mom for life. Within the contract, you will find a list of funny terms to be fulfilled by the recipient. Failure to complete the contract card under the hereto terms and agreements set forth by the court of Oye Happy will result in some pretty dire consequences.
– Here’s a sample of the kind of questions your Mom will have to answer in the contract:
The Recipient ______________ hereby enters into a legal contract to be a ‘Super Mother’ as per the contained terms with The Client ________________
Failure to execute the enclosed terms and conditions will result in taking the client out shopping without judging their terrible taste in clothes.
The recipient will play one or more of the following roles during the contractual period.
( ) Master Chef ( ) Gossip Partner
( ) Movie Buddies ( ) Others
The recipient has to ignore one or more of the following annoying habits of her client.
( ) Phone Addiction ( ) Eating pizzas over Palak
( ) 14-hour sleep cycle ( ) Buying this silly contract over a saree
The recipient has to bug the client at least ___________ times every week during the contractual period and pamper with this dish_________________ whenever demanded.
The contract cannot be cancelled or postponed without a hearing. The hearing can only take place when both parties are present at a 5-star hotel paid for by the recipient.
– The contract will be packaged in a craft folder.
– The names and signatures can be filled by you and the recipient after receiving the gift.