Send your loved one a formally packaged envelope comprising a hilarious contract binding him/her into being your Valentine for life.
Within the contract you will find a list of funny terms to be fulfilled by the recipient. Failure to complete the contract card under the hereto terms and agreements set forth by the court of Oye Happy will result in some pretty dire consequences.
Here’s a sample of the kind of questions your Valentine you will have to answer in the contract:
What would you like the client to do for you as a gesture of undying love?
() Climb a moderately sized mountain
() At least climb a flight of stairs
() Share their phone’s password
Duration of the agreement beyond which it will automatically be deemed void.
2-min Maggi– — — — 24-hours- — — — — — — — Next V.Day– — — — — — — — — Rest of my life
(Contd. in the contract)
The size of the contract- 6.25 x 8.75 inches
Note: This is a pre-packaged standardised gift and cannot be customised.