Send your loved one a formally packaged envelope comprising a hilarious contract binding him/her into an inescapable act.
You can choose one from any of the following contracts in the order form after the payment page:
- Make Out Contract
- Cuddle Contract
Within each contract you will find a list of funny terms to be fulfilled by the recipient. Failure to complete the contract card under the hereto terms and agreements set forth by the court of Oye Happy will result in some pretty dire consequences.
Sample Content of Make Out Contract:
The recipient will begin the act in one or more of the following ways:
( ) Wet Kiss
( ) Inappropriate fondling
( ) Love bite
( ) Strip dance
The recipient will set the mood with a
( ) set of scented candles
( ) chocolate syrup
( )Romantic music
( ) a pair of handcuffs
Sample Content of Cuddle Contract:
The cuddle process will begin with one of the following rituals
( ) Nibble on the ear
( ) Grizzly bear hug
( ) Eskimo nose rub
( ) Puppy-face kiss
- The recipient has to be cuddled at least _________ times in a day by the client during the contractual period and each cuddle will begin with the words______________________
Note: This is a pre-packaged standardised gift and cannot be customised.
Size of the Contract: 6 x 8 inches
Size of the folder: 6.25 x 8.25 inches
Next day delivery is available for this gift to over 600 pin codes in metro cities across India, for an extra charge. Please check the availability of priority shipping on the Shipping Details page. In the rare case that we are unable to deliver on the committed date, the priority shipping charges will be refunded.
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For priority delivery orders - if you order before 3 PM, it will be shipped same-day through a priority delivery service.
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In case of delay in delivery of your gift due to the delivery pincode being in a COVID-19 containment zone (as updated by respective State/Central Government), no refunds will be made. However, you can swap your order with our eGift surprises.
If you opt for priority shipping and we're unable to deliver on your chosen date, priority shipping charges are fully refunded.