Valentine Contract

Valentines day greeting card
Valentine Contract

Valentine Contract

Regular price ₹ 299 (Inclusive of taxes)
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Send your loved one a formally packaged envelope comprising a hilarious contract binding him/her into being your Valentine for life.

Within the contract you will find a list of funny terms to be fulfilled by the recipient. Failure to complete the contract card under the hereto terms and agreements set forth by the court of Oye Happy will result in some pretty dire consequences.

Here's a sample of the kind of questions your Valentine you will have to answer in the contract:

What would you like the client to do for you as a gesture of undying love?
() Climb a moderately sized mountain
() At least climb a flight of stairs
() Share their phone’s password
() _____________________________

Duration of the agreement beyond which it will automatically be deemed void.
2-min Maggi-- -- -- -- 24-hours- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- Next V.Day-- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- Rest of my life
(Contd. in the contract)

The size of the contract- 6.25 x 8.75 inches
Note: This is a pre-packaged standardised gift and cannot be customised.

Next day delivery is available for this gift to over 600 pin codes in metro cities across India, for an extra charge. Please check the availability of priority shipping on the Shipping Details page. In the rare case that we are unable to deliver on the committed date, the priority shipping charges will be refunded.


We ship all our surprises through the most reliable delivery partners in India. All surprises are shipped within one working day of receiving your order. Tracking details for your shipment will be shared over SMS and email immediately after your order is shipped.

For priority shipping orders, we ship on the same day if the order and the customization details are received before 1 PM.

Unhappy with what you got? Email us at and we shall dedicate a Happiness Consultant to resolve your issue within 8 working hours.

If you opt for priority shipping and we're unable to deliver within 24 hours (except Sundays) of the committed date, priority shipping charges are fully refunded.

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Customer Reviews

Based on 4 reviews
Comedic masterpiece

The contract was a comedic masterpiece. It turned a simple gesture into a laughter-filled Valentine's Day.

Hilarious Contract

My partner and I couldn't stop smiling. It was a hilarious and unexpected highlight of our Valentine's celebration.

Anshu Chaudhary
Joy and laughter

The contract was a riot! The questions and terms had us in stitches.My partner and I had so much fun going through the contract. It brought joy and laughter to our Valentine's celebration.

Prathithi Shetty

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