– Send that Birthday crazy person a formally packaged envelope comprising a hilarious contract binding him/her into celebrating the most sensational Birthday since 5000 BC.
– Within each contract you will find a list of funny terms to be fulfilled by the recipient. Failure to complete the contract card under the hereto terms and agreements set forth by the court of Oye Happy will result in some pretty dire consequences.
– Here’s a sample of the kind of questions your loved one will have to answer in the contract:
1. The recipient will buy any one or more of the following gifts for themselves to begin their Birthday with :
() An island
() A truck load of ice cream
() Private yacht
() No thank you. I’d rather get these gifts than buy them
2. The duration of the celebration will be
() As long as it takes to cut a cake
() Midnight to Midnight
() The entire month because I love myself!
() Every day until my next Birthday
What Birthday resolution will you make this year(and hopefully end up following it for more than a week).
The contract is packaged in a craft folder.
The names and signatures can be filled by you and the recipient after receiving the gift.
The size of the contract- 6.25 x 8.75 inches.