Send that Birthday crazy person a formally packaged envelope comprising a hilarious contract binding him/her into celebrating the most sensational Birthday since 5000 BC.
Within each contract you will find a list of funny terms to be fulfilled by the recipient. Failure to complete the contract card under the hereto terms and agreements set forth by the court of Oye Happy will result in some pretty dire consequences.
Here’s a sample of the kind of questions your loved one will have to answer in the contract:
- The recipient will make, and follow, one or more of the following Birthday resolutions:
( ) Focus on fitness and grow younger each year
( ) Save enough to travel to a dream destination (Not neighborhood McDonalds again)
( ) Work on a better sense of humour (you make even Laughing Buddhas sad with your PJs)
( ) Spend less time on your phone and invest more time on yourself
- The recipient will do one or more of the following random acts of madness to celebrate their Birthday:
( ) Confess to someone that they used to be your crush once upon a time
( ) Dance on a Bhojpuri song and put the video on social media
( ) Get a bag of chocolates and share it with children (just like school days)
( ) Order for a gift for yourself online and act surprised when it reaches you
The names and signatures can be filled by you and the recipient after receiving the gift.
The contract is packaged in a craft folder
Size of the Contract: 6 x 8 inches